Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Mahtab’s Story by Libby Gleeson

Allen & Unwin, 2009 9781741753349 $9.99

Mahtab, an Afghani girl, flees with her family one night to escape the Taliban. Their goal is to reach Australia. They are hidden under a load of furniture and other items in the back of an old pick-up truck. Their father has devised an innocuous noise to warn them to be perfectly still and quiet if they are stopped at a checkpoint.

After a long, uncomfortable journey, they finally arrive in Pakistan, where they will wait until the next stage of their voyage can be arranged. Weeks go by with no action, and finally, Mahtab’s father decides to set out ahead of them and send for them once he has reached Australia. After eight months of waiting, they must flee again when rumors of the Taliban in the area arise.

Their next stop is to Malaysia, by plane, an experience new, and frightening to all of them. In Malaysia, they are housed in a nice hotel until a boat can be arranged to take them on the final leg of the journey. Unfortunately, the ship is less than sea-worthy, and begins to take on water. And when they draw near to Australia, a large ship approaches and orders them back. Their small ship turns away, and the captain makes plans to land elsewhere once it is dark.

Upon setting foot on land, Mahtab rejoices that they’ve made it and that they’re free, only to discover that they are to be interred in a prison-like refugee camp until each of their cases can be dealt with. Up until this time, Mahtab has been her mother’s right hand, cheerful, and keeping the younger children entertained. But now she loses heart as the months pass by waiting for the officials to find their father.

Inspired by a true story, this well-written book offers readers insight into the plight of refugees.

林海音《城南旧事》读后感

起初看到《城南旧事》的封面以及书中的照片,我感到很反感。然而,读完了这本书以后,我非常庆幸自己能有机会读这本小说。我认为这是一本杰出的文学作品。以下是我的个人看法。

在《城南旧事》里,作者探讨一个非常重大的主题就是二十年代末年女性的不幸遭遇。秀贞的孩子一出生便被家人扔出家外,使秀贞郁郁寡欢,整日盼望着孩子会回来。正是因为自己亲生的骨肉被人家夺走而导致秀贞在别人眼里是疯的,因而不愿意跟她有任何的接触。这令我感到非常愤怒,以及可怜秀贞与当时跟秀贞有相似命运的女人。孩子怎么说也是秀贞亲生的骨肉,是他们家族的后代。秀贞的家人又怎么可以那么残忍,把一个对世界毫无认识的孩子抛出门外,   而使秀贞经历长年累月的伤悲呢?秀贞的家人怎么可以这么狠心,造成秀贞疯掉而过着孤独以及被排斥的生活呢?秀贞乃孩子的妈妈,她应该是唯一能决定孩子命运的参与权。没有人可以代替秀贞定下孩子日后即将走的人生路程。孩子是无辜的,应该有机会能在亲生妈妈的爱护下成长。秀贞家人带给秀贞极度的伤感以及没有给予孩子这个机会,使我感到非常愤怒以及同情。然而,这的的确确是古代中国的思想与文化的一部分。这令我感到非常可悲,但同时也感到非常高兴,因为这种思想渐渐地被淘汰。

英子家里的奶妈,宋妈也遭受类似的遭遇。宋妈只因为穷就得到英子的家做奶妈,骨肉分离。想与孩子们重逢的时候就已经没有机会了。这令我感到非常懊恼。世界为什么是那么不公平的,让穷人得过这种辛苦的生活呢?为什么穷人在从前的社会就得遭受那么残忍的遭遇,然而富贵的人家就能过着丰衣足食,无忧无虑的生活呢?为什么世界就是得被分为贫穷与富贵呢? 这些问题无时无刻地萦绕着我,使我觉得我应该对世界的穷人做出一点贡献。以我现在的能力可能贡献不多,但是能帮多少就帮多少。再加上其他人的贡献,我们就可以为在穷人的生活里做出巨大的改善。与此同时,宋妈的遭遇也使我领悟到了我们应该珍惜眼前人,珍惜我们拥有的一切。宋妈因为形势所逼离家几年,就已经无法再看到孩子们纯真的脸蛋以及可爱的笑容。我们有福气能与家人天天在一起就应该更珍惜与家人共度的时间,因为时间是不会等着任何人的。如果当你想对家人好的时候但因某种原因而没有那种机会,你即将会后悔一辈子。

在最后一章的“爸爸的花儿落了”,英子的父亲在英子生活以来最重要的一个日子逝世。这使我更加认为生活是无常的。任何一个人,可以在任何时候就离开这个世界。这一天可能是一个重要的日子,也可以是无所谓的一天。无论如何,生命是短暂的。因此,我们应该珍惜我们拥有的每一分,每一秒,让生活丰富以及充实。与此同时,我们也应该珍惜我们能与周围的人在一起的时间,因为他们可以在任何时候离开我们。

在故事中,英子认识了一位青年男子。这位青年男子为了赚足够的钱给弟弟到外国念书就不惜偷窃,但结果还是被警察拘捕了。这使我领悟到了凡事不应该只看表面。这位青年男子在很多人眼里可能是一个非常坏的人,因为他犯了偷窃的罪名。然而,他会去偷窃并不是觉得好玩或是要钱去吃喝玩乐,而是为弟弟的前途铺好路。他不惜为了弟弟冒着被警察抓的风险去偷窃反而是令人非常佩服呢!因此,我们看事情不应该只看表面,应该探讨事情背后的原因才做出判断。

因此,这篇故事让我领悟到了很多事情。我们应该珍惜眼前人,应该为生活在现代社会里而感到庆幸。与此同时,我们应该去帮助贫穷的人家,因为小小的贡献对他们而言是由无穷的帮助。我们小小的贡献足以改变他们的一生。最后,我们应该先探讨一个人行为的原因才对他做出判断。

 

关建豪 10RBe

The Bride's Farewell: A Chick Lit Wednesday Review

Strong-willed and more knowledgeable than most everyone when it comes to horses, Pell Ridley cannot reconcile herself to the stifling life of a married woman–not after seeing the endless monotony of poverty, child birth, and death played out in her own parents’ household. Desperate for something more, Pell does the only thing she can. She leaves.

Meg Rosoff’s The Bride’s Farewell (2009) starts on August twelfth, eighteen hundred and fifty something, the day Pell is to be married. She gets out of bed, kisses her sisters goodbye and goes outside to tell her horse, Jack, that they are leaving in the hopes of finding work at Salisbury Fair with one of the numerous horse merchants.

The sudden decision of a young boy named Bean to accompany her does not change Pell’s resolve though it will dramatically change her journey and force her to reconsider everything she thought she was running from.

I really hated Rosoff’s earlier novel How I Live Now and still don’t entirely understand how it won the Printz Award in 2005 when, to me, it barely felt like a YA novel. I picked up The Bride’s Farewell because the plot and the time period intrigued me. While I was surprised to find this novel not being marketed as a Young Adult title (it seems more YA than How I Live Now frankly), I am happy to say I was not disappointed.

Short chapters tell the story of Pell’s present departure as well as the story of Pell’s past that led to her momentous decision. Rosoff’s writing is sparse and somewhat utilitarian, a fitting style for a book set at a time when England was still reeling from the upheavals of the Industrial Revolution.

Equally fitting to the period, perhaps, is the fact that parts of this novel are bleak and miserable to the point of being excessive. Except that, for real people of the time, such events often comprised everyday life. Without saying too much, the ending made such parts bearable.

Pell spends much of the book wandering the English countryside at a time when communication and transportation between towns were minimal. Rosoff conveys this haunting sense of vastness and space with surprising vividness.

The Bride’s Farewell is intricately structured with characters and events intertwining in unexpected ways. As a result the book is filled with surprising twists that, by its conclusion, make perfect sense as parts of the whole.

Possible Pairings: Graceling by Kristin Cashore, Hard Times by Charles Dickens

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Summer and Smoke by Tennessee Williams

Summer and Smoke is a story about two young lovers, who cannot seem find each other at the right time. Beginning from a young age a minister’s daughter and a young doctors son, find a connection within each other. The son longing for a physical and love connection, while the daughter seeks an inner “spiritual” connection. Year’s later they find themselves face to face, wondering what is it that keeps them from each other. As they venture into this new relationship and tragedy strikes and an unexpected twist turns both lovers into chaos.

By Nicole M.

Interview With Lee Denning, SF Author of Monkey Trap

Author: Mayra Calvani
Source: ezinearticles.com

Lee Denning is the pen name of not one author but two–Denning Powell and his daughter Lee, who apparently make an awesome science fiction writing team. In this interview Powell talks about how they went about writing the first novel in the series, Monkey Trap, as well as other aspects of writing and publishing. The sequel to Monkey Trap, Hiding Hand, is scheduled to be released by Twilight Times Books this August.When did you decide you wanted to become an author? Do you have another job besides writing?After 30 years of science and engineering and starting/running a consulting business, I decided to go back to my inner child. I Decided I needed a retirement job I could go to naked, so I picked writing. Not being totally wacky, I still do engineering work part-time to pay the bills. My daughter Leanne, poor dear, got sucked into the creative process and we write together, but she works full-time in the psych/marketing area.Were you an avid reader as a child? What type of books did you enjoy reading?Read everything from comic books to the Bible (well, a little). The earliest was Edgar Rice Burroughs, his Tarzan and Mars books, and Heinlein/Clark/Asimov was the next phase, I think.Tell us a bit about your latest book, and what inspired you to write such a story.I conceived Monkey Trap in 1971 while I was in the Air Force, in a boring staff job at Tan Son Nhut airbase in Saigon, and actually wrote about 100 pages longhand. Then I got an opportunity to go upcountry with an Army Special Forces unit and life got interesting and I later got busy building a career after the Air Force so I put the thing down for 30 years. In 2001 I dug those 100 pages out of the attic and read them. The writing was crap, and I threw it all out, but the ideas were good: humanity is on the cusp of an evolutionary development that could bring great good or great evil, and a test has to be run to decide whether to let the development progress or pull the plug (i.e., are the human monkeys smart enough to avoid their internal traps?).How did you and your daughter go about writing the book? Did you take each a subsequent chapter?Our approach wasn’t particularly organized or specified to begin with, but has evolved as we progress…For Monkey Trap, I’d already structured the story, gotten organized, and was up to about chapter 8 on the actual writing when I happened to mention to Lee what I was doing. She was in college at the time and got very excited about it. She asked to see what I’d done, and started feeding me ideas, and then really got sucked in and started contributing some writing, and by the end of the story, she’d told about a quarter of the story (I think her grades suffered a bit in her senior year, but I didn’t say anything).What about for your sequel, Hiding Hand?For Hiding Hand (publication date August 2008), we started that book jointly from scratch, and were much better organized. The sequence was… an email concept/brainstorming effort that we called Table A, followed by an email plotting/character development effort that we called Table B, followed by an email story outline/structure that we called Table C. (Our collaboration is mostly email because she’s on the west coast of the US and I’m on the east coast.) Table C was what we actually wrote from – it laid out for each chapter what we needed to accomplish, and described the scenes that had to take place (typically averaging 5 scenes per chapter). Lee wrote a lot of the female character scenes, and I wrote a lot of the male character scenes, although there wasn’t any hard dividing line. I mostly did the bad guy mullah Muhammad Zurvan, because — hahahaha — I just really like working with the bad guys; and I mostly did the boy hero Joshua… probably so I could redeem my own misspent youth. Lee mostly did the female good child Eva, because she’s a lot closer to the female inner child than I can ever hope to be; and she also did the old Crone Hessa because of the psychological and metaphysical conflictedness of the poor dear. But, we traded scenes back and forth and marked them up, so we both had an almost inseparable involvement in developing each of the characters – I don’t think either of us can claim any one character as solely our own. This sort of collaboration probably explains why the characters in Monkey Trap rang true through the story, and hopefully readers will feel the same about the characters in Hiding Hand.For Splintered Light (now in progress) we followed the same basic Table A/B/C organization, but the Hiding Hand experience taught us that there’s no point in getting too directive or overly organized about Table C – once you start the actual writing the story starts to tell itself and you’d best go with the flow. At the scene level (to get back to one of your earlier questions about structured versus stream-of-consciousness) the writing becomes almost all stream-of-consciousness. The structure we’d set up to guide it (i.e., Table C) sometimes works pretty well (maybe 40% of the time), and sometimes not at all (maybe 30%) and sometimes sort of works (the other 30%). We’re realistic about this — when the muse beast has the bit in its teeth, you gotta give it free rein. But we never abandon the structure, because it’s a good context for the story – it reminds us exactly what to accomplish in each chapter and scene. So if what we wrote doesn’t accomplish what we intended – and if we think what we intended is still valid – then we try to reconcile the left-brain and the right-brain differences across the corpus callosum of two people who are quite different in many ways. Somehow that always works, because Lee and I are also quite similar in many ways besides genetic, and because – as they say – love conquers all. To tell the truth, I really don’t know quite what to make of the process… but it’s a lot of fun…How would you describe your creative process while writing this book? Was it stream-of-consciousness writing, or did you first write an outline? I can do stream-of-consciousness for maybe five pages, after that it’s hopelessly inefficient – way too much total rework afterwards. Our novels are longish (180,000 words), and with two authors you have to be very structured, otherwise you run off into the weeds pretty quickly. So we structure, and draw diagrams (yeah, anal-retentive, but hell, I’m an engineer), and outline, and re-structure, and consider specifically the point of each chapter and each scene therein and how they feed into the story. It’s painful.From the moment you conceived the idea for the story, to the published book, how long did it take?About three years for Monkey Trap. In terms of time commitment over those three years? Between Leanne and myself we spent 242 hours structuring, 1305 hours writing, and 2466 hours editing/reworking. Yes… exactly… we now know what not to do. The second novel went more smoothly, and the third is going pretty smoothly too. It’s a learning curve…Describe your working environment.Small office, all resources at finger-tip reach. Few distractions except the cat demanding an occasional rub.Are you a disciplined writer? Totally disciplined as to good intent and sitting down to write. Once seated, though, I tend to fritter time away trying to actually start writing – I do a bunch of meaningless little chores to avoid plunging in. It’s like the water’s too cold and I have to dunk my tootsies multiple times. Anybody with a mental vaccine for that I’d love a shot of it…Have you ever suffered from writer’s block? What seems to work for unleashing your creativity?Never had the displeasure, or at least not long enough that I found it problematic. Lucky, I guess.Technically speaking, what do you have to struggle with the most when writing? How do you tackle it?Deepening characters by their actions or words (or sometimes lack thereof) rather than using exposition. That requires a fair amount of subtlety and usually multiple re-works.How was your experience in looking for a publisher? What words of advice would you offer those novice authors who are in search of one?I dropped the manuscript for Monkey Trap (unagented) on the major sci-fi publishing houses. The general response was thanks, we put it in our slush pile, you may hear from us in a couple of years. So I pulled it back. My advice is to do what I did next – look over all the small houses, see if their niche matches your story, and send it to those (complying with what their submission process is, of course). If there’s no interest, consider the self-publishing route.What type of book promotion seems to work the best for you?Wish I had a magic bullet for this one. The best approach is to write something really good and then try to get some word-of-mouth buzz going (along with the internet equivalent thereof).What is(are) your favorite book/author(s)? Why?Lately… Greg Iles for his varied innovative plots, Lee Childs for his protagonist development, Orson Scott Card for his original ideas.What is the best writing advice you’ve ever received?Same as in life – just be persistent, keep plugging, try to get better.Do you have a website/blog where readers may learn more about you and your work?Yep, it’s www.monkeytrap.us. It has the first chapter of Monkey Trap, a couple of PowerPoint synopses of the story, and a full-length screenplay (the story was designed from the ground up to be a movie). The first chapter of Hiding Hand also is on the website. No blog as yet, Lee and I currently are trying to figure out the most effective/efficient method.Do you have another book on the works? Would you like to tell readers about your current or future projects?Monkey Trap is the first of a trilogy about evolution of a new human species. Book 2 – Hiding Hand – is scheduled for publication in August 2008. Book 3 – Splintered Light – is in draft.Anything else you’d like to say about yourself or your work?There’s an incredible amount of good writing out there these days in the sci-fi and fantasy genres, much more than 20 or 30 years ago. So it’s a tougher market to break into… but on the other hand, the creative process has always been its own reward and one that’s worth pursuing.When you read SF novels today, what are the plots/themes which seem to come up again and again?Less emphasis on outer space and more on inner space – how the protagonist deals with the challenge, fails, grows, overcomes. Also, I think there’s much more of a (blurry) crossover between sci-fi and fantasy… you see it in mystical/spiritual themes that are either explicit to many stories or serve as their underpinnings.What is the greatest challenge when writing science fiction?Deepening characters is by far the toughest nut for me to crack. On the science side, it’s sometimes difficult to judge how much hard science detail to put into a story to get to that suspension-of-disbelief point where you’ve got the readers sucked in – too much tech set up and you lose certain readers, not enough and other readers will get irritated by the lack of plausibility. Lee and I go back and forth on that issue a fair amount.Thanks for stopping by! It was a pleasure to have you here!

Mayra Calvani is the National Latino Books Examiner for Examiner.com. Visit her at http://www.examiner.com/x-6309-Latino-Books-Examiner

Holding Fast - To God

Author: Glenda Bixler
Source: ezinearticles.com

The Untold Story of the Mount Hood Tragedy, Holding Fast, encompasses many issues beyond sharing the background and events surrounding the loss of three mountain climbers during a major storm that was worse than had been seen in a decade. Written by Karen James, wife of mountain climber, Kelly James, it is both a tribute to her husband Kelly, as well as a significant documentary of actual events, which includes pictures that were taken by James during their climb.For those who participate in mountain climbing activities, the pictures are beautiful illustrations of why someone chooses to climb. For Kelly James, he quickly would highlight that, for him, climbing onto mountain summits brought him closer to God than any other place. Karen shares how early in their relationship, she did go on a climbing trip. Indeed Kelly proposed marriage to Karen while they were high on a mountain! But after that, Karen normally chose to stay home while Kelly would travel with other climbers who had become close friends.Holding Fast is also a fascinating tale of the search and rescue process. One telling point was after Karen and the family were already home. Karen called to wish the Sheriff who had led the rescue activities a merry Christmas. He had been feeling like he had failed the families because none of the climbers were rescued; however, Karen and everybody else were quite willing to gratefully compliment and thank all of those who worked long and hard, trying to find the three men.But most of all, Holding Fast shares God’s love and attendance before, during, and after the “Mount Hood Tragedy.” Kelly James had been a guy’s guy, but he had no problem sharing his love and faith in God. During the rescue activities, his brother, who is a minister, was the spokesman for the families and was constantly leading everyone in prayer, including placing hands of prayer on the helicopters and praying for men who were doing the search.Kelly had been Karen’s best friend. When he was gone, she found that instead of talking to Kelly about God, she started talking directly to Him and began a much more closer relationship than she had ever experienced before. Small heartwarming “incidents” occurred that would be little miracles of everlasting love and worked to heal Karen’s pain.Karen also shares several poems and emails from Kelly to her and shares intimate thoughts and feelings as she reread these over and over and faced and worked through her personal grief as well as that of the family.Holding Fast is a personal testimony of families who place their faith in God. There is still the pain of loss that all of us must go through. But when confronted with fear and frustration and the potential loss of loved ones, there was no question in anybody’s mind: God was a part of their daily lives and present as they waited and, finally, felt the pain of losing their loved ones…for a time.Turn to this book when you need to see courage and faith in action. It will help you…hold fast… too! Thank you, Karen James, for giving us Holding Fast! ..Holding Fast: The Untold StoryBy Karen JamesThomas NelsonISBN: 9781595551757225 Pages

G. A. Bixler is co-owner of an online review site of Independent Professional Book Reviewers. She has over 40 years experience in educational administration and publishing. New or well-known, self-published, or small press authors are all welcomed! Compare our prices to other professional book review sites!

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Monday, September 28, 2009

The Notebook by Nickolas Sparks

The Notebook, a romantic novel by Nickolas Sparks, is a tragic story of two hearts meeting at a festival in New Bern. Noah and Allie’s love ended soon when she was forced to go back after summer. They both never forgot the summer they spent together. Noah worked on the house he had his eye on and Allie had met a guy. A week before her wedding, she felt like she had left something behind in New Bern. She showed up unexpectedly to Noah’s house and they shared an amazing night. Allie’s fiancé Lon was curious about why she went to New Bern and he was scared of losing her. She loved Lon, but Noah was the one that she could be herself around. She knew her parents would definitely not approve her life with Noah. There comes a time where people have to decide between the happier life and the better life.

This novel is a romantic story about two hearts reuniting and the decision she makes will change her life forever.

I recommend this book to girls that like romantic stories, because this story can relate to them. It is very realistic and detailed. As I read it, I could imagine every part like a movie. I like how it teaches us that no matter what the right way is, we should still decide what makes us happier. It is an amazing story and I think everyone should read it, even if you have seen the movie.

Reviewed by Rosa Y.

Holy Bible: Mosaic (NLT) -- A Review

Over the past few months, my anticipation has been growing regarding the release of the Holy Bible: Mosaic (New Living Translation).  Since I heard of the concept from Mosaic’s general editor, Keith Williams (@KeithWilliams), I have developed high hopes and high expectations for what I wanted this bible to be.  Last week, I graciously received a review copy from Laura Bartlett at Tyndale and have been pouring over this bible ever since.  After a week with this work I can sum up my review in a few works:  My expectations were not only met, they were far exceeded!

Opening this bible for the first time, it is readily apparent that it is neither a study bible nor a devotional bible in the traditional sense.  All the devotional material is contained in the first 350 pages, preceding and completely separate from the biblical text except where cross-referenced by marginal notes.  I confess, I really like this approach to devotional material.  One of the stated goals of Mosaic is to offer ‘the complete text of the Bible without interruption’–a goal it has achieved with this unique approach to separating devotional material from the biblical text.

The devotional material that makes up Mosaic is structured into weekly meditations ordered to follow the church year.  For those of us in liturgical traditions, this approach is instantly recognizable, but for those in other traditions, the introduction offers a short explanation of the form, function, and purpose of the church calendar.  Each meditation has its own theme with scripture passages drawn from, but not rigidly tied to, the Revised Common Lectionary.  While centered on scripture, each meditation presents readers with approximately six pages of beautiful artwork, quotes, hymns, poems, prayers and space to write down their own reflections.  The materials presented in these meditations are drawn from the entire spectrum of Christianity, from the 1st century to the 21st century and from Mennonite to Eastern Orthodox.  As stated in the introduction, all this is ‘designed to bring you into contact with the global, historic church as you engage with God’s Word.’

As an Air Force chaplain, Mosaic offers me a unique treasure beyond that obviously offered in the Word of God.  The written material in these meditations lends itself to use not only individually but corporately for worship, devotion, study, and pastoral care.  In addition, the materials are drawn from all regions of the world, which allows me an instant connection with the people our troops will be working with and living among–and if we cannot broach the language barrier, the artwork in Mosaic, also drawn from all cultures, can create a powerful visual connection with members of any culture and ethnicity.  While I will have several study bibles in my office / tent / chapel, Mosaic will be the one bible I will have in my hands or in my rucksack at all times!

I will not endeavor to offer a review here of the text of the New Living Translation (2nd ed, 2007 text) itself.  Others have done such reviews in painstaking detail.  I shall only point out that, through the last ten years,  I have gone from the NASB to the ESV to the NLT as my primary text for preaching, teaching, and pastoral care.  The details of this bible’s textual layout, however, warrant a few words.  Mosaic is a typical two-column layout with one of the most extensive center-column cross-references I’ve seen in a NLT edition.  In addition to scriptural cross-references, there is also a basic word study cross-reference listing of 100 important Hebrew and Greek (200 total) words with expanded definitions, usage, and other information just before the over 100-page dictionary/concordance.  The margins of Mosaic are just under an inch (top, bottom, and outside), which isn’t much room for extensive notes but which provides a small writer like me enough room to make a few notes.  Mosaic is also a black-letter edition, so there can be no complaints about Tyndale’s historically rose or pink-looking ‘red-letter’ editions.  The font used in Mosaic may be a bit small for some, but while smaller than that used in some other bibles I have, it is immanently crisp, clear, and easily and most readable of any NLT edition I own.

Overall, I wholeheartedly recommend Mosaic for anyone looking to grow deeper in their walk with God, be challenged to see Christianity beyond their own denominational or ethnic boundaries, or anyone looking for a fine edition of the New Living Translation.  Tyndale has given us a great resource in Mosaic, and I thank them not only for their tremendous efforts but for the opportunity to review it!

Note:  I am participating in Tyndale’s Mosaic blog tour on Friday, October 2nd.  More details can be found at:  www.holybiblemosaic.com Stay tuned for a Q&A with Mosaic’s General Editor at Credo, David Sanford and a Mosaic giveaway!

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According to Jane, by Marilyn Brant – A Review

Here’s a new novel that tugged at my heart strings and validated my belief that if the world was run according to Jane Austen, we would be much smarter and happier. Enuff said! 

Fifteen-year old Ellie Barnett is a bookish geek. She excels at academics, but according to her caustic older sister, she is digging herself into a hole of permanent unpopularity with her scraggly hair, lack of make-up, and inattention to fashion. There is however, one boy who since kindergarten has paid her a bit more attention than she is comfortable with. Sam Blaine may be good-looking, athletic, brainy, and popular – but he is trouble – and just happens to sit behind her in English class taunting her with pokes in the back with his pencil and sexual innuendo. When she cracks open her next reading assignment, a copy of Pride and Prejudice, she begins to hear voices. Jane Austen’s British voice to be exact, interjecting observations and advice, specifically warning Ellie to beware of Sam Blaine. He is her Wickham, that charming scoundrel that wooed Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice and then eloped with her younger sister Lydia. Ellie does not doubt the advice, just the whole hearing voices thing really freaks her out her out. Jane Austen’s spirit has somehow inhabited her mind, commenting in her acerbic early ninteenth-century sensibility on Ellie’s 1980’s life and romances and she does not know why. 

Over the course of twenty years, we follow Ellie through her life challenges as a single women looking for love and happiness in what Jane Austen deems to be a morally confusing world. Who of us could ever forget their own first love, the painful realization that you are being used, or the first time you were dumped? As Jane offers Ellie witty and wise advice on family conflicts, career choices, and a barrage of bad boyfriends that come and go, Ellie slowly realizes that she must learn some life lesson before she can move on. For Ellie, one painful lesson was bad-boy Sam who Jane advises to stay clear of yet she is still drawn too. As their lives keep crossing paths over the course of the years, they never seem to be at the right place at the right time to work it out. Ellie trusts and values Jane’s opinion. Who better to advise her than an author who is valued for her keen judgment of human nature and romantic insights? But with Sam, she holds strong prejudices. Could she be wrong? Is he really her Wickham, or could he be her Mr. Darcy? 

What an unexpected, uplifting, and urbane debut novel! To paraphrase Jane Austen’s character Lady Catherine, Marilyn Brant has given us a treasure. Granted that there are hundreds of Jane Austen inspired novels written over the years, this totally unique and original concept of Austen’s ghost inhabiting and advising a modern young woman is brilliant. The play of early nineteenth-century social mores against twentieth-century culture is so droll that I laughed-out-loud several times in total recognition. Like Austen, Brant excels at characterization offering a heroine in Ellie Barnett that I could totally identify with, and a hero in Sam that is so endearingly flawed that any woman worthy of her worn out VHS copy of the 1995 Pride and Prejudice miniseries will be happy to swoon over. Subtly powerful and amusingly acerbic, you will be gently reproved into agreeing in the power of love to transform us all. 

5 out of 5 Regency Stars 

According to Jane, by Marilyn Brant
Kensington Books (2009)
Trade paperback (352) pages
ISBN: 978-0758234612 

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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Shadowlight by Lynn Viehl

With just one touch, Jessa Bellamy can see anyone’s darkest secrets, thanks to whoever tampered with her genes. What she doesn’t know is that a biotech company has discovered her talent and intends to kill her and harvest her priceless DNA…

Gaven Matthias is forced to abduct Jessa himself so he can protect her, but Jessa has a hard time believing the one man whose secrets she can’t read. As a monstrous assassin closes in and forces them to run, Jessa will have to find another way to discover if Matthias is her greatest ally—or her deadliest enemy.

Shadowlight is the first book in the Kyndred series, set in the same world  as the Darkyn series that Lynn Viehl completed in January 2009.  The Kyndred books will explore the lives of a group of genetically modified humans, who are searching for why and who modified them, and a way to be safe from exploitation.  Currently the Darkyn do not know about the Kyndred, but that looks set to change over the course of the series, as a Darkyn couple (Lucan and Samantha from Dark Need) are minor point of view characters in Shadowlight.

Some of the same issues that I had with the Darkyn series are present here.  There seems to be slightly too many point of view characters for me to keep track of easily and many subtle hints are dropped that need to be keep in mind. If I can remember to read the next book all in one go, these issues should be minimised for me, but I wonder if people who read slower than me have the same problem. (It could just be me!)

Shadowlight was fast-paced and I enjoyed Jessa and Matthias’ romance.  Drew and Rowan were interesting secondary characters I will enjoy seeıng more of.  Rowan’s story will be book 2, Dreamveil, and I hope Drew will have his own book as well.

The information discovered and the hints that are dropped about where the Kyndred have come from are very intriging, leaving me waiting to read Dreamveil when it is released.

Note:  This was an e-ARC (Advanced Reader Copy) sent by the author.  The only condition was that I post a review (positive or negative) before Shadowlight’s release date.

Lynn Viehl also writes science fiction as S L Viehl, I really enjoy the StarDoc series.  I also recommend Lynn’s blog. I check Paperback Writer every day, there is always something entertaining, interesting or informative to read.

Dan Graham: Rock/Music Writings

I often think that rock music made me a socialist. But, in all honesty, I have trouble believing I have much more than what Billy Bragg called, “socialism of the heart.” Even in excerpting that catchy phrase, I’ve denatured Bragg’s song (and I am so sorry buddy, because I love you madly.) I can’t tell you what it means in its original context off the top of my head, nor cite the changes it has inspired me to even attempt to bring about. Instead, it means what I want it to mean, and I employ it to define myself. While I hope my relating to the deep communal spirit of compassion that I ascribe those lyrics is somehow good enough, the truth is that I bought a bit of my character from a man who encouraged me to steal his own record off the shelf. Without even adding up all the media between Bragg and I: all the label execs and profits and what have you, I can’t help but feel that’s fucked up.  I guess it’s because I think about my relationship to rock ’n’ roll in these kinds of terms that I am so grateful for this new collection of Dan Graham’s, Rock/Music Writings put out by the great little non-profit press, Primary Information.

The essays, art works and table scraps collected in Rock/Music span Graham’s writings beginning in 1968 up through 1987 on ‘60s rock and psychedelia and ‘70s punk and new wave. The book proceeds roughly chronologically and features some of his early writings, previously only published in obscure art rags the likes of which kids like me have never seen. These are interesting tidbits, but alone verge on inconsequential, and range from concrete-poetic interpretations of Beatles songs (I suspect drug use) to vaguely stream of consciousness accounts of live performances by the likes of The Vanilla Fudge and The Kinks. These are, in themselves, at times barely legible, but fun as an adventure and a kind of double mirror on the times. While they do have some shining moments of good description, like when Dan says of Ray Davies’ performance, “In ‘Something Better Beginning’ the even vocal modulation of the declaration is placed in doubt, suspended, almost hysterical in the drawn-out words,” they are ultimately about as pretentious as that same sentence. Only rarely is Dan’s self-indulgence off shot by little swipes like,  “Political is negatively coded; It means ‘no fun.’ The Ramones are fun.” The rough truth is that pieces like Country Trip, which features song lyrics in boxes, can be just plain annoying. Fortunately, they do not make up the entire content of the book.

However, in the context of the book as a whole the early writings become more interesting than just the amateurish beginnings of a writer. Instead, they shed light on the origin of the more interesting and formally constructed essays to come. It must be said that these better, later writings already exist largely in the two MIT Press books of Graham’s writings: Rock My Religion and Two Way Mirror Power. Still, the great thing about Rock/Music Writing is the editing. These pieces are put together very smartly, and re-present a palpable train of thought based thoroughly in the politics/theory of rock music as consumer spectacle. While it can be annoying to re-encounter the same sentences across different essays and Dan’s favorite quotes and song lyrics from the likes of Poly Styrene, Devo and Malcom McClaren, the better attitude is to see the charm in it and appreciate the prolonged effort Dan has put into sussing out the significance of an era of music. In the end, the book presents a critic coming to a full appreciation of spectacle (which is of course Graham’s constant preoccupation.) The inclusion of the early writings, art pieces like Musical Performance and Stage-Set Utilizing Two-Way Mirror and Time-Delay, as well as the fact that you would have to buy both MIT books to get the better essays, make this a nice and coherent collection worthy of its individual existence. Rock/Music presents a body of solid thought on one specific subject, even if it can be repetitive. More over, the design is rad.

What we come to in the end is the not just the piece The Artist as Producer, but a clear picture of why Graham is thinking about that new role—what social forces in the consumption of music and portrayal of rock ’n’ roll in the media, pitted against the political aims of the performers, drives the artist to take control of their entire image? This clash is probably best described in the essay The End of Liberalism, which compares the Ramone’s use of popular music and imagery to express the dark reality of the post Vietnam era with Lichtenstein (to whom the book is dedicated) and the other pop-artists. In it Dan describes the ‘60s era pop-star turned unwittingly into hero by the media, then aptly compares them to the Ab Ex painters turned into phallic symbols by the likes of Life magazine. An awareness of this current spurs the embittered artist, the Ramones and Lichtenstein, to coopt pop-culture and media representation in order to expose what lies beneath them, the gritty but glossed over reality of the era. We are a happy family, aren’t we? In other essays like Punk as Propoganda similar themes get revisited, often with the same quotations, as well as fuller theory based breakdowns of the difference between British and American punk rock. Even though another essay like Rock my Religion is ostensibly about tying the religious ceremonies of the Shakers to Patti Smith’s use of sexuality in her music and act, what we really get throughout the book, over and over with slightly varying angles of approach, is the spectacle of rock ‘n’ roll and how various acts have attempted to put it to their own purposes. This is, of course, an interesting and important topic and great fun to read about. Furthermore, through this elaboration on a theme as common to Graham’s art/thinking as it is to the artists he is writing about, the reader gets a nice portrait of both an evolution within Graham as well as a picture of a certain developing self-consciousness in rock ‘n’ roll, as well as in visual art.

If there is any problem with the book, which there is, it is that Dan isn’t really the greatest academic writer. Not only does he have the same trendy and of the time grab bag of references—Marcuse, Adorno & Horkheimer, Marx, Kristeva, Clark, and Barthes on the theory side, Poly Styrene, Devo, McClaren, and Smith on the rock side—for every essay, but his use of theory goes in strictly one direction. In one manic sentence it is assumed that quoting Kristeva will illuminate Siouxsie Sioux’s lyrics. The truth is that Kristeva is exceedingly hard to read and needs a lot of active interpretation before becoming anything like an instrument of clarity. Perhaps at the time she might have been on everyone’s mind, but I highly doubt there has ever been a moment when everyone understood her. I do not mean to practice what Barthes dubbed ‘Neither-Nor Criticism’ in Mythologies (see? irresponsible), but rather point out that most of Dan’s theoretical conjurings constitute arguments to be proved with further evidence rather than evidence themselves. This is not to say they are bad, many are quite interesting (even the Kristeva one), but they simply cannot be taken as complete. For example, Dan makes constant use of Marcuse’s term ‘desublimation’ where by sublimated libidinous energy is, if I remember correctly, somehow liberated and expressed consciously in the same or similar act that was previously entirely sublimated, i.e. unconscious. Even experts would say that this idea is a tough pill to swallow, but I love Marcuse so… I’m just not sure how to take it. The point is, to show this for one artist would be an entire essay, to show it for an era of punk rock, a book much longer than Rock/Music Writings.  The counterpoint to this quasi-failure of Graham’s is that he clearly has a great grasp of rock ‘n’ roll history, interesting ideas as to what these people are trying to do, and situates them well inside their times. Put simply, to all the Graham fan-boys and theory-heads out there, cool your jets, the battle has been begun but not yet been won.

Rock/Music Writings is a handsomely packaged and well-edited collection of a very smart man’s sturdy but less than perfectly written thinking on some of the most important subject matter around. Without punk rock, without music, and without the ability to write and think about it as Graham has, I really don’t see the point in getting out of bed in the morning. Graham’s book revives a time when the potentially liberating roll of rock rebellion was a live battleground, and not an award that MTV gave out.  For this we should thank Graham. Rock/Music is a pleasure to read, if often perplexing. Plus, it has a bunch of great nuggets like, “Gang of Four, like the Mekons and Scritti Politti, all studied under the Marxist art historian T.J. Clark at Leeds University,” which blew my mind, and “In the early 1950s, a new social class–one that Karl Marx hadn’t predicted–emerged as a force in America: the teenager.” Well said.

Paperback
224 Pages
29 B&W reproductions of video stills.
Published by Primary Information, September 2009
Designed by An Art Service, New York

For the Fetishists:

Wow, this book feels great in your hands! The cover design is fantastic, it just looks cool, and very appropriate to both the subject and its author with its video still abstractly depicting some indecipherable concert somewhere. The type treatment is not only handsome, but easy to read. This is really the best-case scenario where the design and production of a book excellently compliment the content and make it feel like an experience to read. Even despite the $18 price point (cheap!) the book still feels substantial. There are no frill, no index, a few typos (“that that” on pg.80, no notes section for Late Kinks to let you know when/if it was originally published) but you won’t miss them. It is too short a book for an index and really feels, unlike so many essay collections and largely due to the editing, like a cover-to-cover read. The cover is a medium weight card-stock while the pages are a medium weight, ivory paper that feels nothing like the newsprint I expected when I heard this book was only $18! Did I mention, this book is only $18? This means you could buy it from Amazon for $12, but that would make you a bad person, especially if you live in New York. Pick it up at Printed Matter, Specific Object or directly through D.A.P. and buy back a little of your soul.

Theories of Mythology by Eric Csapo

I think that the best way to describe the purpose of the book is to just quote the author since he put it so beautifully in his preface.


“This book presents the major schools of mythological interpretation: their theories, their methods, their insights, and their shortcomings. Each school of thought is represented by one or two key or founding figures. Their theories are explained, placed in their social and historical contexts, and problemized.” (p. x)


The author begins by telling us about the difficulties of defining the term “Myths” as a way to show us that the definitions that are presented to us today predispose us to a certain way of thinking about myths. The discussion on this issue in the first chapter is very interesting and takes your mind on an amazing trip. At the end of the chapter he tells you his definition but he also says that this definition is not to be taken as gospel just like any other definition of “Myths”.


The first theory of mythology to be discussed is the Comparative mythology theory. It has its origin in the time when the Europeans were expanding their empires and finding new cultures and people. The theory itself did not and indeed could not take root until the Europeans realized that their culture is not the absolute culture that everything must be compared against but rather that it is just one of many. The chapter offers the story of how and by whom the method was devised and how the people who made use of it used it progressively. Muller used it by applying linguistics, James Frazier compared myths to myths and rites to rites since he had no interest in linguistics. This chapter is full of interesting comparisons between certain myths that are very interesting.


The following chapter is about psychology and its effects on mythology. Myths like the ones associated with Prometheus, the Medusa, Perseus, and Oedipus were discussed from the point of view of Psychology, also concepts like ambivalence, totemism, taboo and social relations. The chapter mainly used Freud theories and put them into context with myths.


Chapter three talks about ritual theories which began with the discovery that myths held social functions. The people who developed these theories are Emile Durkhiem who replaced the Victorian anthropology with the new concept of Society. It was no longer about individuals, economies and materialists. Another person to influence the ritual theories was Bronislaw Malinowski who published a short book called “Myth in Primitive Psychology”. Myths according to Malinowski perpetuated hard work, social order, practices, customs and moral codes. Jane Harrison also influenced the ritual theories and was perhaps the first to be called a ritualist. Her work “Themis” was influential in explaining the Greek Religion. Myth and ritual became intertwined and indeed it was long thought that you can not have one with out the other.


The next two chapters discuss structuralism and ideology in depth. In Structural anthropology, Claude Levi-Struass, makes the claim that “myth is language.” Through approaching mythology as language, Levi-Strauss suggests that it can be approached the same way as language can be approached by the same structuralist methods used to address language. Levi-Strauss clarifies, “Myth is language, functioning on an especially high level where meaning succeeds practically at ‘taking off’ from the linguistic ground on which it keeps rolling.” Levi-Strauss breaks down his argument into three main parts. Meaning is not isolated within the specific fundamental parts of the myth, but rather within the composition of these parts. Although myth and language are of similar categories, language functions differently in myth. Finally, language in myth exhibits more complex functions than in any other linguistic expression. From these suggestions, he draws the conclusion that myth can be broken down into constituent units, and these units are differ from the constituents of language. Finally, unlike the constituents of language, the constituents of a myth, which he labels “mythemes,” function as “bundles of relations.” The chapter on ideology deals with myths about women and their place in myths as well as agriculture and marriage.


This book attempts (and in my opinion succeeds) in showing the development of the Theories of Myths as well as their relationship to each other and how one builds on the one that comes before it. In essence I think that you can not really study one without studying all because they tend to build on each other. The book is very interesting because it shows you ways of analyzing myths and what problems you will face if you use one method instead of another. Each analysis method has its pros and cons, and each one needs careful thought.


I’m beginning to think that perhaps it is easier to use each one of the theories taking into consideration that each one is flawed in some way…But that would also mean that it will take forever to analyze the Celtic Myths…Well no one said it was going to be an easy task…

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Book Review: Marketing to the Social Web

BOOK REVIEW

Marketing to the Social Web: How Digital Customer Communities Build Your Business.

By Larry Weber, 2009: John Wiley & Sons

IBSN: 978-0470-41097-4

Take Away Message:

The digital consumer is not content to be a passive receiver of marketing messages. Therefore, marketers need to think about ways to use social media tools to become aggregators of content that serves the immediate information needs of each digital consumer.


REVIEW

Unlike other books on the subject, this one is not saying that the professions of marketing and public relations are undergoing a radical transformation. No. Larry Weber’s objective in his book, Marketing to the Social Web, is to provide a sketch of a specific market segment: the digital consumer.

Marketing: The next generation

In fact, Weber illustrates how the principles that shaped traditional methods for reach potential consumers still hold. Effective marketing speaks directly to the needs of the consumer, solves their problems. Good public relations influences opinions and shapes conversations. The goals have not really changed for marketing or public relations professions.

The only difference is that mass marketing is no longer likely to lead to a sale. More than ever, it is essential for the marketer to understand not just their niche, but the exact position the product offering has taken in that niche.

He refers to this as the next generation of marketing. The child of spin has a digital vision that sees value-add in befriending and collaborating with the consumer. This generation seeks dialogue, two-way give-and-take communication to help them make informed choices and provide meaningful feedback that makes future choices easier. This generation’s credos:

Credibility

Community

Future Building

Who is the medium!?

Early on in the book, Weber says every wired individual is not just a content producer and a consumer. Each of us is the medium. Each of us is a channel. The web’s reach may be global, but the audience is diverse and fickle. They can, and often do, share their opinions about products and experiences.

Those hoping to build relationships with their online customers, Weber argues, need to respect each individual’s willingness to exercise their freedom of expression digitally. They also need to understand that chatter will influence a brand’s image. Static branding is a thing of the past.

The How-to

Weber outlines seven steps to start marketing to the social web. These steps are similar to those outlined in Marketing 101 classes…think Tupperware and Avon and you can see how these same processes were successfully incorporated before the Internet became a commodity.

      1. Do your research. Observe how your brand/product is represented online and by whom. Know your goals and target audience and then identify the key influencers in the digital realm (map this realm, digital geographical demographics are as varied as the real ones.)
      2. Seek out supporters and recruit them into your strategy for developing or working with an online community.
      3. Determine which of the communication platforms (blogs, reputation aggregators like yelp.com, e-communities, and social networks) are best aligned with stated goals and available resources. While making absolute distinctions between these platforms is not possible, they differ in terms of degree of engagement and content output.
      4. Build your community and engage with its people.
      5. Determine the metrics that will be used to measure the value-add of engagement.
      6. Promote the community.
      7. Evaluate and adapt, all things on the internet are iterative.

In the last part of the book, Weber goes a little deeper into the four social web platforms listed in step 3 above before talking about professional uses for Facebook and concluding with a prediction about the direction media will go as we all become more acclimated to digital communication.

Weber’s book starts strong. I found myself agreeing with much of what he said early on. But I can’t help feeling that he defeats his own argument about the role of social media in marketing on pages 105 and 106. He writes, “Once the novelty of the social web wears off, people will become more selective.” The solution he puts forth is to shape web engagement the same way editors shape their content policies for print magazines. Does he really think that this old model, one that is neither communicative nor interactive, is the right foundation on which to connect with and engage digital communities in the long run?

Book Reviews: Two Historical Romance Reviews

This seems to be contest going on for the title of The Most Disappointing Book of the Year and a second one for Most Over-Hyped Author.  For every pleasant surprise and happy find, there are 3 mediocre entries that get disproportionate praise among reviewers or readers.  I learned long ago to use great care when taking recommendations from friends and acquaintances for restaurants and books.  Some people think Olive Garden serves great Italian food and The DaVinici Code is the best book ever.  It’s worse Than what passes for pizza in some places!  OK, yes, I’m a pizza snob, but anyone who grows up around NYC is bound to be.  And yes, I can certainly be harsh about books and authors that are more popular than good.  After about 5,000 books, you know the good stuff when you read it.  There are a lot of undeserving bestsellers out there.

Well the curse of the mediocre has been permeating historical romance for years.  I blame Avon and Amanda Quick wannabes.  Regency romance is 90% formulaic and 10% inventive.  Other historical periods have become increasingly rare.  Paranormal – a favorite genre of mine – is starting to suffer from the Curse of Generic Banal.  But some authors are just phoning it in.  Stephanie Laurens is a repeat offender.   I am underwhelmed by Diane Whiteside.   Masquerading as enthralling historicals, here are two two books that dwell beyond the Jungle of Meh at the edge of the Plains of the Best Forgotten.

  • Title: Mastered by Love
  • Author: Stephanie Laurens
  • Type: Regency Romance
  • Genre: The Duke must marry; Independent lady awes older war hero
  • Sub-genre: Last of the Bastion Club books
  • My Grade: D+ (2.5*)
  • Rating: PG-13
  • Where Available: Try your used book store

When Stephanie Lauren’s launched her mainstream historical romance career with The Devil’s Bride, the first book of the Cynster series, Regency Romance genre fell in love.  I totally enjoyed Devil’s Bride.  After she wrote her variation on that theme I got BORED and have up the increasingly dull Cynster’s.  I liked several of her Bastion Club series – in time these occur just ahead of the Cynster series.  As much as I liked characters like Jack Warnfleet, they honestly were never more than just above average at best.  But one character drew me like few have over the years – Dalziel, the mysterious spy master for king and country.  I was never quite sure what vacuum his men lived in that they didn’t know who he was, or how the gossipy ladies of the on managed to keep a secret for 16 years.  Sounded kind of dubious to me.  Still, the enigmatic Dalziel was a strong, appealing character.  Dalziel is finally revealed as Royce Varisey, heir of the Duke of Wolverton, one of the most powerful dukes in England.

The Varisey’s were marcher lords since the time of the Conqueror.  Strong, fierce fighters, they kings needed these independent men to hold their borders safe.   But loyalty to their lands was always higher than loyalty to king and country.  But Royce felt a strong obligation to England and his king.  Against his father’s wishers, he takes on the responsibility of spy master.  This led to a rather public break between them.  For 16 years Royce did his duty and with one exception, saw everything through to the end.  Instead or returning to Wolverton settle the breach with his father, he gets notice of his unexpected death.  He rushes north to very different homecoming than the one he planned.

Minerva Chesterton was the orphaned daughter of the late Duchess’s best friend.  From the age of 8 she was raised at Wolverton and when Royce and his father split, she found herself slowly taking up the duties of chatelaine and finally becoming  that in fact when the old duchess died.   Even for his mother’s funeral, Royce found a way around his father’s disowning him by getting to the church using public roads and stepping directly onto hallowed ground – never setting foot on Wolverton land.  Eight years or so his junior, Minerva had a girlish crush on Royce, but the man is overwhelming.  Unaccustomed to feeling at a loss and totally unprepared for taking over Wolverton, Royce must rely on his obviously competent chatelaine for information and guidance.  Does this not quite seem right to anyone else?

That a classic Laurens’ setup.  Make the hero in some fashion need the heroine.  He’s strong, passionate, torn between tradition and finding his own way – and well aware that Minerva is not above ‘guiding’ him down the path she wants him to take.  Somehow, the wily, all-knowing, resourceful Dalziel becomes a very ordinary – actually rather trite – nobleman.  Gone is his mystery to be replaced by mundane things. At page 100 I was waiting for the story to get going.  Page two hundred I was still waiting and by the end I was just damn glad it was finally over and wondering how a villain so stupid escaped detection by Royce for 16 years.  Could it get any duller than this? YES!  Enter the Grande Dames of the ton.  Sigh.  The Greek chorus arrives and the story plumbs new lows.

This was not the Dalziel that readers had come to know and I cannot begin to describe my disappointment with that.  Nor is the tissue thin plot of Mastered by Love even remotely exciting.  It’s dull, clichéd, pedestrian, and unimaginative.  What a truly disappointing end to one of the more interesting characters that Laurens created.  The only upside is I got the book through Paperback Swap, so I did not contribute to anyone’s coffers by paying for this drivel.  Even looking at this book as a stand-alone without the build up that the Dalziel character had, this was a well below average Regency with no compelling central story and minimal conflict.  Mundane is a charitable description.  Save your money.

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  • Title: The Northern Devil
  • Author: Diane Whiteside
  • Type: Historical western romance
  • Genre: Tormented hero saves heroine in jeopardy
  • Sub-genre: Dastardly villains and hot sex with best friends widow
  • My Grade: D+ (2.5*)
  • Rating: NC-17
  • Where Available: Buy it at the used book store

Diane Whiteside  comes with some some rave reviews that leave me baffled.  The Northern Devil read like a bad melodrama with repetitive, unimaginative sex scenes throw is as a distraction from the Snidely Whiplash villains that did everything but twirl the mustaches while tying the innocent heroine to the railroad tracks.  Gah!  Yet another book I’m relieved to have gotten through Paperback Swap.  Had I spent $11+ dollars on Amazon for it I would have been incensed.  Ms Whiteside seems to be testing the waters that Susan Johnson and Thea Devine have have found to shape their careers.  Steamy, sexy mainstream.  Unfortunately she does not write as well as either at their best, admittedly their older work, but both had far more original plots, characters and sex than this.

The premise seems sound enough, if less than groundbreaking.  Lucas Grainger is no ordinary Civil war soldier, she’s the younger son of the Philadelphia banking Graingers.  He goes to the wedding of his former commanding officer, a Boston Brahman scion, Elias Davis, the man to whom he respects dearly and he owes his life.  Lucas also falls for his new bride, Rachel, the daughter of an immigrant with no wealth or family connections.  As heirs to vast family wealth, both have obligations, but Lucas’ comes with family obligations he’s unwilling to meet, so he strikes out on his own and becomes very successful out west.   His Philadelphia Main Line family want him back and married to the woman of their choice because there are no male heirs from his older brother’s marriage.  He and Elias stay in touch through letters, but with fragile health thanks to injuries sustained during the war, Elis never regained his robust health.

The death of Elias puts Rachel, her mother and sister in grave circumstances.  Without children, her husbands fortune is controlled by men who have no interest in her or her well being.  One of the trustees, Albert Collins and his sleazy son, Maitland, have been stealing from her late husband’s estate to shore up their shaky fortunes that have taken a serious downturn.  Now they need her cooperation – she will marry Maitland – or else.  Rachel can’t fight them as long as her mother and sister are at risk.  She distracts the men and their hired toughs while her mother and sister flee and get safely to the Cunard lines ship to England that night.  Now she only has to try and save herself.

Rachel, Lucas, Lucas’ father, and the two Collins men all land in Chicago.  Lucas and his father continue their old battle about his marriage – something he refuses to do thanks to this ‘tragic past affair’, (eyeroll), and his vow to not marry because of the kind of man he is.  Both characters are as shallow as saucers, the ‘action’ is like something from The Perils of Pauline, or maybe Wyle E Coyote catoons.

Rachel will be brutally raped by the evil Maitland Collins, but instead she clobbers him and escapes seeking refuge with Lucas.  Ignite attraction, roll sex scenes – repeat.  Head the trains in a desperate race to beat each other and the snows to a mine.  Meanwhile, the elder Graingers are grimly determined to get their way on marriage.  Lucas’ self adsorbed mother was such a shrew I’m amazed no one caused a convenient accident for her.  Big family revelation – Lucas married Rachel – “I’ve been blind, marry me!”.  Daddy is estranged from mommy and reconciles with Lucas.  “I’ve been blind, forgive me!”  Cue kiddies.  HEA

The sex scenes, an integral part of this genre of romance, were laughably repetitious – I mean word for word repetitious!  The characters could make angst out of overcooked steak and tragedy out of hangnails.  The villains were so over-the-top they were actually inadvertently laughable.  The resourceful heroine, Rachel, had some redeeming qualities as did Lucas, just not enough to carry the book.  There’s plenty of action, but honestly, not much substance anywhere.  It was such a perfect storm of cookie cutter characters and melodramatic plot and outrageous over-the-top villains, I was amazed at how many people loved it.  If this is ‘good’ Diane Whiteside, I think I’ll avoid the average.  What’s really unbelievable is this book is still wish listed on Paperback Swap.  WHY???????????  To think I could have used that time to clean my closets instead!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Whale Talk by Chris Cutcher (0440229383)

The Tao Jones (T.J.) is half Japanese, half Black, is adopted, and he lives in a town with bigots and ne’r do wells. However, he tries to make the best of it by finding friends where he least expects it and he has wonderful parents who support his political and moral beliefs. This YA fiction novel explores a young man’s experience with racism, mental illness and child abuse in a way you will never forget. A truly inspirational book!

Two Short Reviews: Paranormal Romances

Well I’ve been busy doing other things besides reading this past week – like doing some serious sulking because I had a head cold.  I do not enjoy being sick and I notice that my attention span for read is limited when I’m busy being crabbing and feeling persecuted by the evil cold virus.  No, I didn’t have flu.  I had a head cold, a plain old, boring head cold.  I’m disgusted.  Well, I did get some reading done, and it was a slow week for ebooks, but what with one thing or another I have enough for some reviews.

  • Title: Weremones
  • Author: Buffi BeCraft-Woodall
  • Type: Paranormal romance
  • Genre: Psychic meets alpha werewolf
  • Sub-genre: Suburban shifters
  • My Grade: C+ (3.2*)
  • Rating: NC-17
  • Length: Full novel
  • Where Available: print only from New Concepts Publishing

Weremones is a book I won in a game on the Paperback Swap site.  I only recently began playing various elephant swaps and getting involved with virtual boxes.  This is one of the books I won in a swap of paranormals.  Unlike many New Concepts books, this one was not an erotic romance, but it was an interesting story.  There are two more books in the series and like Weremones, they are print only.  The story line was inventive enough that I would consider getting them as well.

Weremones created a paranormal world where there was a kind of caste system among shifters, especially wolves, and also secret communities of psychics, as well as Fae and other beings.  The world is not as complete or complex as that created by Jim Butcher for his Harry Dresden books, but it is deeper than you normally see in paranormal romance.  The wolf shifters – Wolven, not were’s – are the top of the shifter food chain and rank as dangerous as Vampires as dragons.  The vamps are still around but busy just fighting with each other well away from the rest of the supernatural community.  The dragons have gone to another world and eat the unwary travelers that happen upon it.  The Wolven are integrated into human society, even though their own is tightly controlled by laws that each pack must enforced.  The link among pack member is more than instinct, it’s a psychic bond and at the top is Adam Weis, Pater Canis of his small pack.  He killer the abusive and perverted former alpha and took over a struggling pack, as well as becoming guardian of 5 teen boys who had been victims of the late alpha’s perversions.  The thread of child abuse, abuse of power, sexual perversion is fairly strong, though thankfully graphic content is limited.

Adam Weis is at his wits end trying to deal with 5 emotionally wounded males who fear him because of what the old alpha did.  He also has problems with the construction company he started with someone sabotaging the homes he’s building and killing wolven strays.  The coyotes, regarded as the untrustworthy bottom on the food chain among shifters, are out running in his territory chasing a woman through the woods. Diana Ridely came to the woods to pick up her son and somehow she found herself running for her life from a pack of coyotes.  An empath, she feel there their sick desire to tear her apart and it doesn’t feel right somehow.  She doesn’t usually pick up emotions from animals.  Hell of a time to start!   Suddenly wolves are in front of her.  She figures she dead, but these wolves don’t feel like wolves either, but they chase off the coyotes and she runs smack into this huge blond dressed in nothing but sweat pants as she watches the wolves that saved her turn into high school friends of her daughter’s.  Her system on overload, she passes out.

Adam Weis is holding a human who is more than human, she’s a psychic.  What she’s doing out in his woods and how is young wolven know her he isn’t sure, but he is sure that his wolf wants this woman, badly.  The wolven in this book are different from those in many others, behaving far more pack-like even in human form.  They share many of traits assigned to the Wolfen created by Madelaine Montague, though this troy came first and includes other supernaturals.  The dance between Diana and Adam is interesting, but more interesting is her relationship with the 5 boys and their trust in her.  They had hung out at her house like the other strays her daughter Karen, another psychic, was always bringing home.  She’d married too young and her ex-husband was a user who left her for a younger woman.  She wakes up in a strange bed, in a strange house with one of boys she knew transform from a wolf to a human.  Brandon.   Diana isn’t sure she’s ready for this, but she immediately sees the boys do behave like a pack, with Brandon’s brother Bradley acting like their leader.

The story has many layers to it beyond the two lead characters.  You have the whole struggle for teens to become adults, the letting go that parents must do, the rocky relationship between Diana and her ex, but the part that rang false was Diana’s sudden knowledge of and comfort with the supernatural community and how it functioned, as well as her sudden command of her powers.  Adam stays truer to form and grows into his uncomfortable role a Pater Canis and guardian of troubled teen boys fast becoming men.  The story was a good one, and had the occasional laugh to lighten the otherwise rather bleak tale.  A worthwhile read.

OF INTEREST:  This book was printed some while ago by the looks of paper aging.  The over all quality is much superior to what I’ve gotten from New Concepts over that past 6 months.  The binding quality was better and mostly importantly, the print was MUCH better.  In current books, the typeface is so crammed together the letters literally run into each other.  With the middle section overemphasized, it reminds me of the rounded scrawl you see from young teen girls.  The lack of any discernible spacing between letters makes for very difficult reading.  Here, the typeface was very similar, weighted to the mid-section, but with letters reasonably space, words with proper spacing and adequate spacing between lines making the text completely readable.  I addition, the clarity of the print was  far superior to what they sell today.

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  • Title: Dominating Victoria
  • Author: Kitty DuKane
  • Type: Paranormal Romantic Suspense
  • Genre: Werewolf cop vs. human female bent on vengeance
  • Sub-genre: Light D/s; dual of wits and strength
  • My Grade: B- (3.7*)
  • Rating: NC-17 to X
  • Length: Novella – about 39,000 word
  • Where Available:  ebook at Loose-ID

I’m a sucker for paranormal romantic suspense, especially when they feature a strong female character.  This one had all the elements I like, one I’m not fond of (D/s) and a sneaky ending that appealed to me.  The balance was in favor thanks to limited D/s elements, something that often overwhelms stories with stock dialogue and  sex scenes.  And I admit I was delighted that the heroine was not so bowled over my the hero’s prowess in the bedroom she rolled over for him.  She was more than willing to fight for the vengeance she felt her due while her fought for her life and soul.

Victoria McLain was raised by her father to be as tough as any covert operator.  She trained and trained hard under his tutelage.  As a DEA agent with a price on his head, Red McLain knew he had to keep his only child a secret and make sure she could take care of herself.  DEA agents put their whole families at risk when facing off against violent drug lords, especially the slimy South Americans like Juilo and Manuel.  They killed her father, now she’s going to kill them and she can’t trust anyone, least of all the DEA.  Her dad died because the drug lord had an inside man in the agency who betrayed her father and the other agents.  She finally had Juilo cornered, but she made the mistake of trying to make him sweat first.  He might have pissed himself from fear, but she waited too long and the damn DEA burst in and stopped her from shooting the little bastard.

Hayden Hunt was a tough DEA agent – and a werewolf.  Taking down the beautiful redhead with big green eyes that had Juilo in her sights was pure pleasure, until he got a stong wiff and his wolf screamed, “MINE!” in his head.   For such a little thing she was armed to the teeth and about a stone faced and uncooperative as they got.  And she wasn’t in any database.  No driver’s license, no passport, no fingerprints anywhere and she wouldn’t give a name.  She acted just like a well trained operative, only she wasn’t with any agency or the military.  Who the hell was this woman who had his wolf clawing to get free?

The sudden onset of an acute migraine has her vomiting in the interrogation room and she lands in the hospital.  Victoria takes advantage of the less than attentive guard on her emergency room cubicle and exits by crawling along the floor from bed to bed till she gets to a unit with 3 visitors in it.  She claims she’s being chased by controlling and possessive ex and the ladies all lie to Hayden and give him dirty looks.  Her tactics of exiting the hospital are textbook.  She could teach the damn classes the agency gives.  But she’s not better than a werewolf and he’s scented his mate.

The next night he tracks her at Juilo’s estate.  Armed with an excellent sniper rifle, she damn near shoots the bastard before Hayden can stop her.  Damn, she’s good.  But he’s a whole lot bigger and he’s a werewolf and he stops her.  Victoria doesn’t know whether she wants to beat this interfering man into the ground or fuck his brains out.  He wins and she ends up strapped to a spanking bench in his house.  No, this does not get really icky with BDSM, but there is some.  It didn’t leave me feeling like my brain needed a good bath.

Both Hayden and Victoria are well drawn.  She might enjoy some kink in her sex, but she’s no one’s doormat.  She smart, self reliant and never gives up and has an acid sense of humor.  Hayden is not an alphahole, thank heavens- he’s tough, principled, and he’s not about to see his mate destroyed, even if that means an off the books operation using his packmates to help take down two sleazy, smarmy drug runners who both get what they deserve.

For a novella, this was a damn good read with all the plot and character you could reasonable expect in a short format.  Even the secondary characters are good, even though the villains are straight from CSI: Miami.  I didn’t feel cheated or rushed and the story was satisfying in the way few novellas are.  The sex was good, but it wasn’t the point of the story, it added to it, rather than dominated it.   Recommended for those who enjoy romantic suspense with some spice.

Why you should self-publish, and general thoughts on reviews.

Two posts caught my eye today that all authors should read if they are considering self-publishing.

Over at Patty Jansen’s blog, Patty asked Dan Holloway about When Self-publishing is NOT a good idea.  On the same topic, Maria Schneider at Editor Unleashed taks about the No. 1 Mistake Self-Publishers Make.  Maria encourages fiction writers not to self-publish hard-copies, an opinion backed up by author MCM in a recent analysis of the first month sales of his science fiction novel, The Vector.

Both authors agree that self-publishing must be a considered business decision, not a response to several hundred rejections or from general impatience to publish.  Because self-publishing, for all its current “indie” coolness (and that’s a post for another day), still comes with baggage.  Significant baggage, in the form of thousands and thousands of dreadful, unreadable, or simply mediocre works from people who, quite frankly, should have kept their ‘novels’ in the dark, dank recesses of their computer, never to see the light of day.

Whether or not you like traditional publishing, the fact is that, while the occasional lemon does make it to the shelves, most of the work you buy from publishing houses (whether paper or e-pub) has been through an editorial process, has been liked by more that just the author and the author’s nearest and dearest, and the reader can usually fork over the cash with a minimal ‘buyer beware’ clause involved.

When you self-publish, as I have said before, your book comes with no guarantee of quality or even readability.  Readers have to take a punt on your work, and unless you have a great word-of-mouth campaign going on, you’ve got very little chance of being noticed and selling significant copies.  Not that I’m disparaging all self-published authors; I’m just pointing out the facts.  You are shoulder to shoulder with some of the worst examples of writing ever produced, and you will be lumped accordingly.

So what’s an author to do?  Well, I’m currently having a discussion on twitter with @pattyjansen and @alanbaxter about how to filter the gems from the dross without resorting to a gatekeeper system, something I know most self-pubbed authors have the horrors about.  So far, we’re not really getting anywhere, although Alan and Patty have finally agreed that it would be good to have some sort of stamp of approval, based on a number of independent reviews.

Of course for any self-published author, reviews of any nature are difficult to obtain.  The best they can hope for is a friendly blogger, or friendly friend, and those reviews, from the point of view of the reader, are unreliable.

And, on that topic, everyone needs to check out Reviewing the Reviewers over at The Self-Publishing Review, and the kerfuffle related to a negative review (not a bad review – there’s a difference) by one of their reviewers, Carol Buchanen.  It’s a perfect example of the fact that your book won’t be for everyone, and you have just as much chance of being canned by a reviewer as you do of being lauded.

Now it’s question time.

If you are primarily a READER: What prompts you (would prompt you) to buy a self-published work of fiction? (We’ll leave non-fic out of the equation for now.)  What value do you place on reviews?

If you are primarily an AUTHOR: Have you self-published?  Why?  How do you get reviews?

For both READERS and AUTHORS: How would you feel about a “stamp of approval” system like the heart-foundation tick on self-published works?  How would you envisage that happening?  Would you support it?  Would it make a difference to your buying habits?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Book Review: Talking to the Dead

Have you ever lost someone you loved so deeply you had no idea what to do with yourself in their absence?  I can answer for myself and say that I have, and more than likely you have, too.   Bonnie Grove reveals this overwhelming and inescapable grief in her book Talking to the Dead.

Kate Davis is a newly widowed 20-something who struggles with her grief in such a severe way that I hurt for her myself.  In the months following her husband’s death,  Kate begins to hear her dead husband talking to her and eventually screaming at her, which sends her to the breaking point in her sanity.  Learning dark secrets about her dead husband does not help, either.

Kate tries to find a way out of her sadness and disconnected mind through a series of shrinks, as well as a support group.  She eventually meets a pastor named Jack who tries his hardest to help Kate understand that there is a God that truly, truly loves her and wants to call Kate His.

This book gives a thorough and transparent view of not only grief, but a soul desperately searching for some form of relief.  Grove forces the reader to stare grief in the eyeballs in her book – and I applaud her for it.

I found myself feeling sad, alone, frightened, and angry, right along with Kate.  Bonnie Grove has written an incredible novel that has left me feeling breathless and refreshed.  I honestly don’t remember the last time I had such a wonderful journey through a book.

I recommend this selection highly!  Please, please read it.  I know I cannot wait to read my next Bonnie Grove book.

The Magician's Elephant by Kate DiCamillo

“Magic is always impossible,” said the Magician. “It begins with the impossible and ends with the impossible and is impossible in between. That is why it is magic” (p 154).

In true and excellent DiCamillo fashion, the reader is introduced to an array of interesting characters in short vignettes that clearly and subtly endear them to the reader. Then, the characters, like pieces of a mosaic, come together, compliment each other, and form a beautiful piece of art. Like Dickens for children, with all his depth and humor and observational elegance.

Take, for example, our introduction to the countess Quintet and her husband (who plays hardly any role at all and yet his character and their relationship is at once as familiar to me as any one of Jane Austen’s). The countess speaks on page 57:

“I truly feel, I am quite certain, I am absolutely convinced, that I will lose my mind if I hear the word elephant one more time.” 
“Elephant,” muttered the count.
“What did you say?” said the countess. She whirled around and stared at her husband.”
“Nothing,” said the count.
“Something must be done,” said the countess.

Or our introduction to Leo Matienne, who plays a larger role, on page 34:

Leo Matienne had the soul of a poet, and because of this, he liked very much to consider questions that had no answer.
He liked to ask “What if?” and “Why not?” and “Could it possibly be?”

Definitely one of the most distinguished books of 2009, but the most distinguished… not sure. It will certainly be discussed in OCL’s mock Newbery.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Golden Booklet of the True Christian Life

The Golden Booklet of the True Christian Life, Written By John Calvin.

According to the Preface of the Book, The Golden Booklet is the present heading of Chapter Six, Book III, of Calvin’s Institutes. This writing of Calvin includes five chapter, entitled 1. Humble Obedience, The True Imitation of Christ, 2. Self-denial, 3. Patience in Crossbearing, 4. Hopefulness in the Next World, and 5. The Right Use of the Present Life.

I personally love the very first paragraph of this entire writing the most, “The goal of the new life is that God’s children exhibit melody and harmony in their conduct. What melody? The song of God’s justice. What harmony? The harmony between God’s righteousness and our obedience” (Calvin Pg. 11). This sets the tone for the rest of the writing, which tend to be very deep and theological.

The call of this book for for us, who are Christians, to live a more meaningful and Spirit-filled life, in Christ. The instructions at time seem to be very compassionate and helpful, such as, “There is deliverance in store only for the man who gives up his selfishness, and whose sole aim is to please the Lord and to do what is right in His sight” (Pg. 24). And also, “Whatever ability a faithful Christian may possess, he ought to possess it for his fellow believers, and ought to make his own interest subservient to the well-being of the church in sincerity” (Pg. 31). Calvin goes on in his writing to give a rule of goodwill and helpfulness, “That whenever we are able to assist others we should behave as stewards who must some day give an account of ourselves, and let us remember that the distribution of profits must be determined by the law of love” (Pg. 32). These commands and insights from Calvin give us, today, insight into how a Christian ought to be living out their lives.

The biggest thing we take away from this classic Christian writing is this, turning away from selfishness, in all of its forms, turning to Christ, and waiting patiently in Him, for Him and through Him, we will find inner peace that only comes through the redeeming work of the Holy Spirit. And it is something that we should be seeking after.

Real vamps don't sparkle

Firstly, I must make an apology for the shameful Professor-Layton-induced lapse in updates.  I’ve got quite a backlog of finished books to review and have written most of them to update automatically now.  Also, as life seemed to get in the way a touch – and three books a week was ambitious, even for me – I’m planning on posting reviews on Tuesdays and Thursdays from here on.

And back to the review!

Dead Until Dark by Charlaine Harris

Sookie Stackhouse is your ordinary, blue-collar, uneducated telepathic waitress in a bar in Bon Temps, a small town in Louisiana.  She’s pretty and perky but doesn’t go on many dates because of her “disability” – who wants to hear when your date starts wondering whether the curtains and carpet match?  Then she meets Bill, a vampire whose thoughts she can’t read, an oasis of calm amid the busy minds of the regular humans around her.  Much to the disapproval of her boss, friends and brother, Bill and Sookie become involved – although what they don’t know is that through Bill, she has also been sucked into the world of weres, shape-shifters, maenads, faries and witches. (although most of those pop up in the later books.  I read 8 of them in a week, so I’m a bit confused about what happened when…)

Sookie Stackhouse and the Southern Vampire Mysteries* was my introduction to the genre that Waterstones affectionately terms “Lady and the Vamp”.  Most other bookshops lump it in with horror, which is strange and misleading.  Sookie and that freakish clown from IT have no common ground.  Lookit:

Nada.

The vamplit offerings have been getting more plentiful and interesting of late, with Anne Rice for traditionalists, Twilight for tweenies and a fair range between the two.  I read a lot of the genre after finishing my degree, probably because it’s about as far away from Shakespeare as it’s possible to get, and Sookie remains one of my favourite characters to this day.   The Southern Vampire universe has a few superficial parallels with that of the beldame of sexyvamp fiction, Laurell K Hamilton: the female protagonist with an uncommon power; the myriad of inhuman love interests; the traditional representations of werewolves and vampires (ie. most of the canonical myths are true – allergies to silver and the full moon for the former, explosive dislike of sunlight and garlic for the latter).  But as a reader, Sookie has a lot more going for her than Anita (*spits*). 1) She isn’t annoying; 2) She doesn’t absorb every interesting power that everyone else has as the series progresses, to become the Most Powerful Being Ever; 3) She doesn’t have sex with absolutely everyone she meets.  It’s been a while since I last read an Anita Blake book, there are probably more differences, but that should keep you going.  In fact, if you’ve read the Anita Blake series and think that Sookie Stackhouse looks a bit wishywashy, give it a go, it’s like a breath of fresh air compared to LKH’s irritating prose!  I’m not planning on reviewing anything by Ms Hamilton in the near future, suffice to say – avoid.

I’ve been watching the TV series and had ;l[ots t[o say ab[out it, but as y[ou may be ab;le t[o te;l;l I’m having a p9r[ob;lem with my keyb[oard after a rather unf[ortunate tea-#with-#h[oney incident and I can’t be dea;ling with reviewing b[o[oks with this g[oing [on!  Suffice to[ say, I ;l[ove S[o[okie and intend t[o return t[o this theme at a ;later date/.  Thursday’s review may be i;l;legib;le/.

*renamed True Blood.  Guess why.  Go on, guess.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Distracted -- who, me?

Quite a lot of ordinary normal life going on here.  Hence the internet silence, and no book review either.

Have been reading In Soft Garments by Ronald Knox, an ancient copy mined from the treasure trove of my parish library.   Sturdy apologetics in Knox’s readable, witty style.  If you like Chesterton and Lewis, you’ll like Knox.   Even though the book is strongly catholic, there are chapters of definite interest to non-catholic christian apologists.  Don’t know where you find a current, in-print, version of the book though.   (For all I know, it’s widely available.  I just don’t know.)

In school news: So far so good.  In all we have a decent rhythm going, though between regular visits from our friendly neighborhood GI virus (a different child every time! Always at 4 AM!), and your hostess’s naturally lacksadaisical personality, let’s just say that we’re doing admirably under the circumstances.

CCD got off to a great start last week.  Big thank you to 6th grade public-school Spanish teacher Chris Craft (google him, I don’t have a link this week) whose helpful tips made a huge difference in getting the classroom running smoothly right off the bat.  You should book Chris next time you need good basics-of-sound-teaching-for-any-age conference for your collection of educators.  [He's the Chris Craft who teaches at Crossroads Middle School in South Carolina, if that helps you with your googling.]

And I like my excel-created timeline enough I’m thinking of printing out another one for my hallway at home.  We have a time line made out of a neutral, geometric-patterned wallpaper border, but I never seem to use it.  Tragic, for children whose mother is a social-studies major.

[Our textbook covers several saints or bible heros every chapter, so I wanted a timeline so the kids could see where everyone fits in the scheme of things.  I also put up some maps so they can see where the saints lived.  So far we've got St. Augustine of Hippo up there.  And some question about how to pronounce his name.]

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That’s the news for now.  What else?

-I’m an SCA flunkie — haven’t been to fighter practice in weeks, have already missed 50% of the two events I had planned to attend this fall — but the garden looks okay.

–> SuperHusband said he was thinking of getting me a net book for my birthday.  I voted for a guilt-free trip to the nursery.   And my first round of plant-buying happened when their was a rose sale — whoohoo.  (You do know that roses are edible, right? So I can justify buying extra, on that count.)

- And other notes: Not much camping so far this fall — see ‘overwhelmed mother’ — ailment holds steady, and the cat with the deathwish finally got too close to harm’s way.  We did not adopt a pit bull, and our tadpole has feet!  Just in time for winter!  Quick, must install waterfeature in back yard before this thing starts hopping in my kitchen . . .

See you around, hope your vocation is a lively as mine, in a good sort of way.  My apologies for typos, gotta run.

Book Review- Patriots: A Novel of Survival in the Coming Collapse

My first warning should have been the cover.

I’d heard  both good things about this book from a few different places, and being a sucker for apocalyptic fiction that I am I decided to add it to my book list. When I was buying it the lady at the register mused that it must be pretty good since copies had been flying off the shelves.  I’d heard it wasn’t great, but I figured it would be good for  “B movie” style entertainment.  We were both wrong.

Very wrong.

Patriots began with a decent premise: years of deficit spending combined with a financial recession results in more spending to try and buy the country out of the money pit (sound familiar?).   With banks failing, the people demanding action, and foreign credit holders demanding payment the money flies off the printers, leading to hyper inflation and economic collapse.  The story follows a small group which had planned ahead for a “coming collapse”, and their attempt to survive and thrive the calamity in a remote part of Idaho.

Not a great setup, but definitely something to work with.  That the book is meant to act as both entertainment as well as a source for practical tips and suggestions makes the plot’s issues even more forgivable.  Sadly, after the first four pages the book begins it’s long and steady decline.

From a technical standpoint the book is, at best, in serious need of editing.  The author has produced several editions since 1990, each one expanding and updating the story, with the 2009 Ulysses Press version being the most recent.  What he didn’t do, however, is standardize the plot and time line, resulting in glaring contradictions, sometimes within a page turn of each other.

To make things worse the author isn’t a very good story teller.  There seems to be four cookie cutters from which every character is created:

1) Patriots: Gun loving, food storing, god fearing, these are the heroes of the book.  They all seem to show, at best, antipathy for the government (but revere the Constitution), and possibly due to this none of them seem to have made any attempt to get involved and prevent the collapse that they have been preparing for 3 years for (or 8 years, depending on what page/paragraph you’re on).  Due to the author trying to make this educational the often entertain each other with extended stories of what types of screws to but and how much they paid for a given item (which is especially funny when they complain about spending an extra $40 after a complete economic meltdown renders all paper currency useless.  As a result, they come off as dry, one dimensional clones who are actually pretty condescending towards both friends and strangers.

2) Bad guys: From communists to marauding biker gangs that burn down towns and slaughter all comers by the thousands, they are you’re typical lot.  For fearsome groups who have thrived in the chaos, they are are killed by the wagon load with ease by the Patriots.

3) Politicians: Mainly spoken of but not seen, they are universally selfish, power hungry tyrants.  In their defense, the author makes it clear that they are just the patsies for the Bilderberg Group controlled UN, who have been planning to take over the US since 1933.

4) Everyone else: Those who didn’t see it coming and consequently die out by the end of it.  Those who survive and do not turn into Patriots both in practice and political/social outlook throw their support behind a UN controlled America.

The plot, for as decent a setup as it had, quickly climbs off the page and beats the reader to death with stupidity.  To illustrate this I will give you some highlights:

  • Police officers attempting to shoot an unarmed person in the back for driving without a license.  I say attempted because the person, despite having two police officers shooting at him from just a few feet away, escapes.  This turns out to be a rather odd affair as it spends several chapters on the matter, without any significant involvement in the story arch.  Since this book is also meant as an educational source, I can only assume the purpose was to instruct the reader on what to do when traffic tickets are replaced by death squads.
  • A county supervisor taking over Fort Knox and thus becoming the President of the United States (the military and existing Federal authorities are strangely ok with this).
  • The UN killing and raping it’s way across America.
  • The Mormon Church officially supporting the UN’s efforts, and urging it’s members to go along with it.
  • Cannibal communists from Spokane pushing a baby carriage full of dead babies and copies of Mao’s Red Book across rural Idaho, and apparently not thinking this would be enough of  a problem when passing through inhabited areas to warrant any form of caution other than walking right down the middle of the road.
  • Less than a dozen self trained people using small arms, homemade thermite, and two ultra light aircraft with M-16’s bolted to the wings to wage war against more than seven thousand professionally trained troops, who are supported by mechanized fighting units (such as Abrams tanks) and air support.
  • Those dozen people winning, taking only one casualty in the process.

It would, however, be intellectually dishonest of me if I didn’t say what I enjoyed about the book.  The greatest enjoyment this book gave me was looking back in hindsight and laughing about just how horrifically bad it is.

This is a double edged sword, however, as I then quickly realize that somehow Mr. Rawles got published and distributed to major book retailers while I am blarging on WordPress.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Movin' On Up

Well, fine ladies and gents, I’ve decided a few things about blogging.  And in doing so, I have some new and exciting things to share.  :)

*I’ve decided to largely leave the world of Facebook.  It feels over-crowded and I never know if I’m posting too frequently and annoying my Facebook friends.  This’ll free up some much-desired time and focus on my blog, where I can post as frequently as I want!  My plan is to blog at least once a week about revelations during times with my Father, a gardening journal, thoughts, feelings, struggles, and questions on being a keeper of the home, and anything else I darn well want to put in it!  I am SO EXCITED about this decision, even if I’m the only one who ever reads it!

*I’m taking my blogging business to blogger, where I can actually earn a few pennies if anyone decides to click on the ads framing my blog, whereas no money is earned here on WordPress.  Every little bit helps, right?

SO…. my new blog address is… www.riddlelove.blogger.com!

I hope to see you there.  I don’t plan on deleting this blog.  I’ll leave it the way it is and begin a new chapter of blogging on the new and improved one.

So, with this, I say, “Farewell, WordPress!  Thank you for allowing me to get my feet wet in this thing that’s called blogging.  It’s been real.”

Cake Wrecks Book Signing Tuesday

This Tuesday marks the first stop of a Cake Wrecks book signing tour by one Orlando’s own. Jen Yates will be signing copies of her new book, Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong, which releases Oct. 1. Cake Wrecks is one of my favorite blogs of all time. Jen is a wonderfully gifted humor writer, and she’s found a unique niche pointing out the hilarious in professional cakes gone awry. She’ll be at Borders in Winter Park starting at 5 p.m. I’ll be there (until 6:30 p.m.) taking some pictures for HalogenTV.com’s website, which is publishing a story about her next month, and would love it if someone I knew was there too!